Krud's Outer Mumblings

Untitled (...or IS it?)

Krud Monger — Tue, 09 Sep 2008 00:58:10 GMT

After yet another unintentional hiatus, Krud returns to explain everything (if by "everything" one means "a finite amount of information covered within this podcast", which admittedly would be a rather unorthodox definition of the word.) Yet despite such a long reprieve, he somehow manages to remain steadfast in his original mission here, which is to provide the listener with as many pauses, stutters, coughs, and mispronounced words as possible while still forming vaguely coherent sentences that might even contain information. (At least, we assume that was his mission, judging from previous podcasts.)

It Was Only A Dream. Or WAS It?

Krud Monger — Sat, 09 Aug 2008 14:40:13 GMT

In the decimal episode of "Krud's Outer Ramblings: The Dream Cast Edition" (no relation to any Sega system or Andrew Lloyd Weber production), Krud shares his unsolicited idea that allegedly came to him in a dream. But like most inspiration of this sort, he leaves out many of the details, particularly the bits involving Sherman Helmsley. Though the podcast is slightly more lucid than the dream itself may have been, it still possesses the sort of quality that makes one just smile and nod, hoping that they'll soon switch to a topic that you can actually contribute to. Which is probably where the next podcast will come in. And yes, we're aware that we're not exactly "selling it" here...

Technical Difficulties Within Our Control

Krud Monger — Fri, 01 Aug 2008 12:13:41 GMT

In yet another uber-delayed episode of "Krud's Outer Mumblings: Wannabe Nerd Edition", Krud makes the tactical error of trying to explain why it's been so long yet again since his last podcast, leaving very little time to say anything else. But he does so anyway, making this the longest krudcast that's ever existed (and hopefully ever will exist). Warning: contains mild unnecessary foreshadowing. (Besides the previous line, that is.)

Fun With The Space-Time Continuum

Krud Monger — Tue, 08 Jul 2008 12:31:11 GMT

In the long overdue eighth episode of "Krud's Outer Mumblings: Time Lapse Edition", Krud borrows a page from that of Dr. Sam Beckett (played by Scott Bakula), going back in time (during the lifetime of his podcast) and putting right what once went wrong. And as much as we'd like to say that zaniness ensues, such is not the case. If ever there were an episode that you absolutely should not miss, it's probably not this one. Now with 50% less professionalism!

Warning: May Contain Trace Elements Of Content

Krud Monger — Sun, 08 Jun 2008 21:51:47 GMT

In "Krud's Outer Mumblings: Episode 7: Extra Long Edition", Krud tries to "mix things up" a bit by -- get ready -- not talking about audioblogging at all! (Or not much, at least. Relative to previous episodes, anyway.) The longest krudcast yet, Krud tackles tough topics ranging from vehicular prejudice to redundant allergy warnings. No topic is safe this time! (And by "no topic", we mean "all topics except perhaps three or four.") You won't want to miss it! Though you might later wish you had.

This Needs No Introduction, And Yet...

Krud Monger — Thu, 05 Jun 2008 11:57:23 GMT

In this, the half-dozenth episode of "Krud's Outer Mumblings" (Now with 400% more orchestral accompaniment!), Krud vaguely attempts to explain the two-week delay between podcasts, while simultaneously revealing some little-known "phobias". Unlike the previous episode, this one was not recorded after consuming massive quantities of highly caffeinated beverage, and is therefore less rambunctious, but a bit more... rambly. Self-nominated for the prestigious "Least Creative Content" award, should such an award be made available.

Number Five Is Alive... And A Tad Annoying

Krud Monger — Thu, 22 May 2008 00:54:50 GMT

In Part Five of "Krud's Outer Mumblings" (the audio version of "Krud's Inner Ramblings"... or IS it?), Krud pumps up the volume in an effort to appease those with puny laptop speakers. The fact that the resulting podcast is almost exclusively sound-centric is an unrelated coincidence and should be ignored. May be a worthy contender for the "Least Relaxing Podcast Episode Ever" award, were such a dubious honor in existence. Warning: do not repair heavy machinery while listening.

Four More Blogs! (Or something)

Krud Monger — Thu, 15 May 2008 12:23:09 GMT

In "Krud's Outer Mumblings: Episode IV: Early Morning Edition", Krud briefly acknowledges the existence of something called "politics". Though it's not enough to distract him from his primary task: namely, making a fool of himself via the strategic use of baby noises. Or something. We're not quite sure what to make of it, actually.

The Third One

Krud Monger — Sat, 10 May 2008 01:10:32 GMT

In Episode Three, the very first Friday Episode of "Krud's Outer Mumblings" (Extended "Um" Edition), Krud vows to stop talking about the blogging process itself, not counting all the talk about his vow to stop talking about it. There's also some stuff about babies and videogames, but you had to be there. And now, thanks to modern technology, you can! Audibly! Like magic! Includes a fleeting but horrible movie/commercial reference, but don't hold that against him. (In Mono Where Available.)

Talking About Talking (And Other Audioblog Pitfalls)

Krud Monger — Thu, 08 May 2008 17:52:57 GMT

In this, the Second "Episode" of "Krud's Outer Mumblings" (or KOM, as it will be eventually known among compulsive acronymers), Krud further reinforces the notion that sequels are rarely as good as the original. Listen with vague horror as he continues to work without a script, and the verbal flailing that ensues. Also hear why it's best for package printers to speak your language. All this, and MUCH, MUCH (but not too much) MORE! Absolutely free, or your money back. (Related connection and energy fees notwithstanding.)

Testing... testing... sibilants... taps on mic

Krud Monger — Thu, 08 May 2008 17:47:02 GMT

In this, the Premiere Episode of "Krud's Outer Mumblings" (the audio version of "Krud's Inner Ramblings" [As Seen On Open Diary!]), Krud tries to justify jumping onto this latest bandwagon, and in the process, discovers the secret that countless audiobloggers throughout history already know: dead air saves bandwidth! In spite of this newfound fact, Krud valiantly attempts to fill that space with random babblings, while bringing new meaning to ennui. (Note: this is a re-post of yesterday's recording, which somehow got deleted, along with its description. We wish we remembered what it said before, but alas, we do not. It was probably funnier, though.)