Krud's Outer Mumblings

Untitled (...or IS it?)

Krud Monger — Tue, 09 Sep 2008 01:06:27 +0000

After yet another unintentional hiatus, Krud returns to explain everything (if by "everything" one means "a finite amount of information covered within this podcast", which admittedly would be a rather unorthodox definition of the word.) Yet despite such a long reprieve, he somehow manages to remain steadfast in his original mission here, which is to provide the listener with as many pauses, stutters, coughs, and mispronounced words as possible while still forming vaguely coherent sentences that might even contain information. (At least, we assume that was his mission, judging from previous podcasts.)

It Was Only A Dream. Or WAS It?

Krud Monger — Sat, 09 Aug 2008 14:50:03 +0000

In the decimal episode of "Krud's Outer Ramblings: The Dream Cast Edition" (no relation to any Sega system or Andrew Lloyd Weber production), Krud shares his unsolicited idea that allegedly came to him in a dream. But like most inspiration of this sort, he leaves out many of the details, particularly the bits involving Sherman Helmsley. Though the podcast is slightly more lucid than the dream itself may have been, it still possesses the sort of quality that makes one just smile and nod, hoping that they'll soon switch to a topic that you can actually contribute to. Which is probably where the next podcast will come in. And yes, we're aware that we're not exactly "selling it" here...

Technical Difficulties Within Our Control

Krud Monger — Fri, 01 Aug 2008 12:20:07 +0000

In yet another uber-delayed episode of "Krud's Outer Mumblings: Wannabe Nerd Edition", Krud makes the tactical error of trying to explain why it's been so long yet again since his last podcast, leaving very little time to say anything else. But he does so anyway, making this the longest krudcast that's ever existed (and hopefully ever will exist). Warning: contains mild unnecessary foreshadowing. (Besides the previous line, that is.)

Fun With The Space-Time Continuum

Krud Monger — Tue, 08 Jul 2008 12:36:18 +0000

In the long overdue eighth episode of "Krud's Outer Mumblings: Time Lapse Edition", Krud borrows a page from that of Dr. Sam Beckett (played by Scott Bakula), going back in time (during the lifetime of his podcast) and putting right what once went wrong. And as much as we'd like to say that zaniness ensues, such is not the case. If ever there were an episode that you absolutely should not miss, it's probably not this one. Now with 50% less professionalism!

Warning: May Contain Trace Elements Of Content

Krud Monger — Sun, 08 Jun 2008 21:54:46 +0000

In "Krud's Outer Mumblings: Episode 7: Extra Long Edition", Krud tries to "mix things up" a bit by -- get ready -- not talking about audioblogging at all! (Or not much, at least. Relative to previous episodes, anyway.) The longest krudcast yet, Krud tackles tough topics ranging from vehicular prejudice to redundant allergy warnings. No topic is safe this time! (And by "no topic", we mean "all topics except perhaps three or four.") You won't want to miss it! Though you might later wish you had.

This Needs No Introduction, And Yet...

Krud Monger — Thu, 05 Jun 2008 12:08:10 +0000

In this, the half-dozenth episode of "Krud's Outer Mumblings" (Now with 400% more orchestral accompaniment!), Krud vaguely attempts to explain the two-week delay between podcasts, while simultaneously revealing some little-known "phobias". Unlike the previous episode, this one was not recorded after consuming massive quantities of highly caffeinated beverage, and is therefore less rambunctious, but a bit more... rambly. Self-nominated for the prestigious "Least Creative Content" award, should such an award be made available.